Voldy's Pretty

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Unicorn

You are what you eat. Voldemort is a unicorn. 

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DanRad the Quotable:

 “I try to stay away from the internet. Occasionally, I’ll type my name into Google to see what comes up — that’s funny. At the moment, it’s ‘gay’, ‘Twitter’ and ‘alcoholic’. That’s the top three [laughs]. ‘Gay’ always comes up, although it comes up for most people — even Florence Welch. So, really, if people aren’t saying you’re gay, you don’t have a career."

- Daniel Radcliffe by Danielle Levitt for Shortlist Magazine Feb 2012

“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.”

—	Arthur Weasley - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K Rowling

The-Boy-Who-Lived:

“I see dead people. In mirrors.”

- Harry Potter

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#replacebooktitleswithbacon

• Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bacon

• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bacon

• Harry Potter and the Bacon of Azkaban

• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Bacon

• Harry Potter and the Order of the Bacon

• Harry Potter and the Bacon Prince

• Harry Potter and the Deathly Bacon

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Ridikulous Opinions

Harry had a better relationship with his broomstick than he did with Ginny. 

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Harry Potter in the Call Center

(I have a caller named Victor Krumm in the computer system. I’m a Harry Potter fan.)

Me: “Okay, sir, so you’re Victor Krumm?”

Caller: “Yep, that’s me.”

Me: “Sorry, this might sound funny, but did you know that there’s a book series called Harry Potter with a character with that name?”

(There’s a pause, as if he’s thinking, and suddenly he yells.)

Caller: “THE MUGGLES KNOW!”

(He hangs up. His wife calls a little while later to actually schedule.)

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Train Expert

“Maybe we’ve broken down.”

—

Harry Potter, Train Expert

 Prisoner of Azkaban

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