- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
Found HERE
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Friday, July 6, 2012
I did my waiting!
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Praises be to silly Head Canon:
Harry Potter's fourth child was called "Dobby Hedwig" and his fifth was called "George's Ear."
Found HERE
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Harry Potter and The Perceived Uneducated Americans
Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us Americans are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:
Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Bad Potter Pick-Up Lines
We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.
What do you say we disapparate out of here.
You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!
Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.
I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.
Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.
What do you say we disapparate out of here.
You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!
Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.
I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.
Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Monday, June 6, 2011
Awkward!
"That awkward moment when the kid you've thought you killed TWICE isn't dead..."Submitted by fisforfranchise
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