Harry Potter in the Call Center

(I have a caller named Victor Krumm in the computer system. I’m a Harry Potter fan.)

Me: “Okay, sir, so you’re Victor Krumm?”

Caller: “Yep, that’s me.”

Me: “Sorry, this might sound funny, but did you know that there’s a book series called Harry Potter with a character with that name?”

(There’s a pause, as if he’s thinking, and suddenly he yells.)

Caller: “THE MUGGLES KNOW!”

(He hangs up. His wife calls a little while later to actually schedule.)

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Alan Rickman GPS

 

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Gildception

    Yo dawg, we put a painting in your painting so you can watch yourself paint while you're painting a painting of yourself painting.

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Dancing Snape

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Sev-R-Us

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Some people just don't pay attention...

I feel like it might be time for another swag drawing. What do you guys and gals think?

I've still got some HP related swag I pulled from my virtual Etsy shelves, and feel like giving it away. What would you do for some of this free stuff? Draw a picture? Tweet? Write me a poem about Hufflepuff?

Let me know in the comments if YOU think I should hold another drawing. BRWebb got lucky last time and won my one-of-a-kind HP pendant; maybe this time it could be you!

 

 

Smack Dat

Whateven!?

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Hipster Neville

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Howler

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Come at me, bro...

Image Changer

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Awkward Moments with Harry

Snitches

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Seamus Finnegan : Underrated Awesome Character

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This picture by itself isn't uproariously funny, but I felt obligated to post it. Seamus is probably my all-time favourite bit character, and he needed a little love on SHP. I actually used to have a pet rat named Seamus Finnegan. :)

I would like to point out the slight political/stereotypical subtext of the character while we're here. Seamus is Irish, not a Brit like most of the other characters. I cannot ignore the reference to Northern Irish bombings. Although his constant ineptitude results in semi-harmless and often humourous explosions, I'm wondering what exactly Jo was trying to convey through Seamus' character, since it didn't seem to add much to the story (the explosions, I mean).

I wish I knew how to not notice a perceived slight to the Irish, haha.

Hufflepuff Pride

Hufflepuffs really get a raw deal most of the time, so here's a little 'puff love:

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The dunce cap is on the other head now, isn't it?

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Everything Exists Online, Whether or Not it Should

 

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Sensitive Snape

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"What quirks lurk beneath those rosy cheeks?"

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Eternal Life comes at a High Cost

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Planet of the... wait, what?

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Well, duh.

 lol no she's J/K

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Harry Potter and the Teenage Snarkiness

Harry Potter and the Curse of Retrospect

SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL

                         Your turban just sneezed.

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We Love Pie Charts!

Ginny Weasley - destroyer of Innocence

An Interesting Synopsis

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(I believe there are more of these-go check out that link!)

Train Expert

“Maybe we’ve broken down.”

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Harry Potter, Train Expert

 Prisoner of Azkaban

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And the Voldy-Meme has arrived...

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My father will hear about this

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Voldy does commercials now

Potter-face

Thoughts

 What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts?

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

-- Obviously, Impostor Mad-Eye was responsible for the egg thing, but it's still hilarious.

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More B.A. Neville... it never stops.

Credit: Bottom Left

Snape Time-Travel

 

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Why Harry is an insanely funny bastard:

 

• ‘There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.’
• ‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’
• [‘Listening to the news! Again?’] ‘Well, it changes every day, you see.’
• ‘Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out the back of his head!’
• ‘Have you ever let it slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words My Sweetheart round your neck?’
• ‘This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.’

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So there's a hurricane headed for yours truly.

I ain't even bovvered. But there is a slight chance I could lose power or my Internet connection for awhile, so I'm going to post as much funny as I can today (before I'm carted off to have dinner with my mother-in-law; if I never return, assume she poisoned me).


Much love and adoration to you all - Let the humor commence!

Comparison v.2 - Books vs Movies

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Dumbledore Explains Hogwarts...

 

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I did my waiting!

 

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