The Potterhead's Prayer

by "Sabrieth" (me). I meant no disrespect to any faith (or any fanfiction), but I really had to share this.

Our Potter,
Who art in fiction,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Fandom come, thy will be done,
In the U.S. as well as Britain.
Give us this book, our daily read,
And allow us Meme trespasses,
As we forgive those that rebuke our loyalty,
And lead us not into bad fan-fiction,
But deliver us from Umbridge.

Always.